Hey, fellas! I've created this thread for us to share a few full-hearted laughs, something to lighten up the day when the going gets rough or you just needed something to pick you up from a gloomy day. Let me start this up with a few shorts:
A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper looks surprised and asks, "You have a drink named Steve?"
Scientists finally found out, how much sleep humans exactly need..
...just five more minutes.
A friend of ours was helping his young son get ready to go to school.
He noticed his son had put his shoes on the wrong feet and told him.
His son looked down, clearly confused, and he said 'I don't have any other feet'.....
true story.
"A friend of ours was helping his young son get ready to go to school.
He noticed his son had put his shoes on the wrong feet and told him.
His son looked down, clearly confused, and he said 'I don't have any other feet'.....
true story."
Lol! Poor kid might have been asking, "What the heck is dad talking about?" ;D
Here's a few more for today:
I told my niece that I saw a moose on the way to work this morning..
She said, "How do you know he was on his way to work?" :D
My son was just born and another dad at the nursery congratulated me and said his daughter was born yesterday. He said, "Maybe they'll marry each other someday.."
Sure, like my son is going to marry someone twice his age.