yeah..that definitely sounds like an episode of ambient cribs:).....
"Welcome to our wonderful home!"
MtA: "Umm - wow - it's smaller than I expected"
"It's 880 square feet - plus - we have a partial basement which does occasionally get water."
MtA: "oh ok, well show us around"
"Here's the kitchen... and the living room... that's Peanut our dachshund... she'll nudge your leg a lot with her nose, that's how she 'sees' you since she's blind as a bat..."
MtA: "wow this is a long and narrow living room... "
"Through here is our bedroom, and over there... that's where the magic happens! The studio / spare bedroom"
MtA: "That's it?"
"Yeah - well unless you want to see the basement... but it's not that exciting".
Ok - I'll stop - this actually seems more like Ambient Cribs than Married to Ambient. ;-)