p.s. Hey - this got very unfunny all of a sudden! Bad me. Bad me. Bad me.
Uh oh! Time for "Ambient Celebrity Rehab"!
"John, why so sullen? Maybe if you played some MELODIES now and then, you'd feel better..."
"Your "music" makes me sad - you darken my world with your art. I will no longer enable you by telling you I like your disks."
"Do you have to listen to this stuff every day
? True, it makes the French healthier, but that's in SMALL DOSES!"
"You can quit anytime you want? Really? Turn in your I-pod... c'mon, hand it over..."