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Wayne Higgins

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #40 on: January 26, 2010, 09:25:56 AM »
A hot air balloon has a basket full of dogs.  It is flying into a storm above rugged terrain.  The dogs know that the balloon will crash if the load is not lessened.  All of the dogs will die or be seriously injured.

An English Bulldog stands, say "Rue Britiania!", and jumps from the basket.

The balloon is still in trouble.

A German Shepard stands and says "Deutschland Uber Alles!" and jumps to his death.

The load is lessened, but still in peril.

A French Poodle stands and proclaims "Vie de France!" and jumps to save the others.

Things are going much better, yet to be sure an American Doberman yells "Remember the Alamo!", grabs a Chihuahua and throws it out of the basket.
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« Reply #41 on: January 26, 2010, 10:12:08 AM »
A plane load of special forces soldiers crashes in the desert, 10 survive.

They start walking in the direction they hope will get them to other people.

after a day they see a camel drinking at an oasis. Grabbing it they all climb on and it sets off at a really fast pace.

The camel keeps going and going and going.

On the third day it starts to slow down, on the fourth it's head hangs slightly lower and the speed lessens again, on the fifth it's head almost touches the sand, it dribbles and is not much faster than a man walking.

Suddenly it collapses...the soldiers all stand around, looking at it and one says "This camel's f**ked", to which another replies "I'm sorry allright! It was the only way I could hold on!".......